Once again there have been instances of people buying counterfeit tickets to Tech games. This disturbs me, not only because people desiring to see the Hokies are getting ripped off, but also that there are people who were willing to pay $200 for the Rutgers game. I know Frank says we should all be there to see Tech, but geez, two bills for RUTSgers?

I would advise that everyone, before buying scalped tickets from some clown in the parking lot, to check with the ticket office see if the game is actually sold out. It also occurs to me that perhaps a guide is needed to protect some the more gullible from buying fake tickets, so, as a public service, here is:

You Might Be Buying Counterfeit Tickets If: