The Conference Conundrum
by 'Network' Hokie with help from Go VT
posted 10/13/98I recently read the chat
transcript with Mike Tranghese at ESPN.com (link to
actual transcript not found). I also re-read his interview with Bill Roth in the first
Hokie Huddler of the year. I then perused the HokieCentral
Message Board and found some first hand accounts of some posters who ventured to the
Orange Bowl to see Tech beat Miami in a thriller. All of these things got me to thinking
about our conference situation. Where we are, who we are associated with, and how we are
treated by our 'conference' and some (not all) or our fellow members. How did I feel after
contemplating these things? Well, I had to get some Zantac and some Tylenol.
I try to be a man of reason, of history, of reflection. I don't feel that
I could properly write this column if I did not enlist a dear friend to help me. 'Network' Hokie and I go way back and I
think he can offer some perspective and venom that I cannot. Without further
adieu...here's 'Network' Hokie!
Thanks Brother Go...
I'm not here to rehash all of the details line by line of what Mikey
Trainwreck has said or done to alienate many of us. He's a buffoon and that's all there is
to it. After reading the Huddler mentioned above and then the chat transcript I had to go
to my window and open it. I leaned my head out and screamed at the top of my lungs, "I'm as mad as
hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Before I get started I must say that I like Jim Weaver and I believe that
he has done a great job so far since he has been wearing that snappy maroon blazer. I do
believe that he will lead Tech athletics to higher heights than we have ever seen. I just
think he is wrong on one issue (well...maybe one more but that is for another column).
Conference affiliation.
Let's look at the options and then I will tell you where we should try and
go.
The Options
The Big East
Independent
C-USA
The ACC
The Status Quo
The SEC
The Big East
Pros-Similar budgets, traditional rival WVU
Cons- TV Deal, the Commissioner, past treatment by the league office, the
Commissioner, leadership or lack thereof, the Commissioner, big cities that don't care
about their programs or the league, the Commissioner, Miami and their 'fans', the
Commissioner, Rutgers, the Commissioner, Temple, the Commissioner, the ND situation, the
Commissioner, the coming implosion, the Commissioner,...
Thoughts- To be honest this conference, with the exception of football
(and that could be debated last year), is not really respected in anything anymore. One
question that will not be answered for a few years (and waiting that long will be like
getting our collective bunnies caught in a lawn mowers blades) is whether the Big East
Football Conference will even survive a conference reshuffling. We need to look at our
options and get more than just feelers out now.
The Big East conference (with the exception of football) is pretty much
equal to...
Conference USA
Pros- We would be in one conference (with the exception of wrestling)
Cons- Louisville, number of bowl bids, those scumbags from Louisville,
respect, those backstabbing liars from Louisville, geography, those deserving the death
penalty cheating bastards from Louisville...
Thoughts- No *$#!ing way.
A better bet in my mind would be to be an...
Independent
Pros- make your own schedule, a commissioner who is looking out for Tech's
best interest
Cons- playing the schedule you made to get a bowl bid, recruiting, a TV
deal unless you own your own network or have one slobbering all over everything you do
Thoughts- The more I read or hear what Mike Trained Geese says the more I
start to think that this is preferable to full Big East Membership or even...
The Status Quo
Pros- we are in a really good wrestling league
Cons- All the conferences we are in remind me of a puzzle you can't
complete because not all the pieces fit together.
Thoughts- Our football conference hierarchy doesn't respect us, our
baseball and basketball (men's) programs are withering on the vine in the A-10. Does
anyone like the watch an A-10 basketball wrestlefest? If we could recruit and sign Stone
Cold Steve Austin we might be OK for a while. The fans at WVU (golf balls, whiskey
bottles, trash cans, and cups of urine are things that they think should be on the field
or on opposing fans it seems), Miami (no explanation needed), Syracuse (they seem to think
it is okay to spit on their own players), and Temple (what fans? well those that do arrive
don't mind fighting with anyone in the stands) are not my idea of who I want my school
associated with.
I would mind being associated with some members of ...
The ACC
Pros- geography, decent conference overall, decent leadership, FSU, GT
Cons- too North Carolina centric, do we really want to be in the same
conference as some school in Charlottesville?, the way they have treated us in the past
Thoughts- Screw 'em. I want bigger and better.
Bigger and better (and who Weaver should be talking too the whole time)
is...
The SEC
Pros- the best overall conference in the land, geography, leadership,
boatloads of fellow land grants
Cons- NONE
Thoughts- What no cons? Read on. I don't buy the Dreams cons of budgets
and competition. Membership in the SEC would be a boon to our budgets as there would be a
whole bunch more sellouts and even bigger sellouts with an expanded stadium! Georgia, USC,
UT, UF, et al. would bring people and would generate more interest from the locals. You
would have to buy season tix to go to any games. Add a non-conference schedule that
includes WVU (note there is an omission and it is on purpose but that is another column).
They have one of the best men's basketball conferences, and the best
women's basketball conference in the country. These teams would visit the Cassell and our
fans would come to see a decent representation of what basketball really is.
In regards to the competition issue. I have a two word response. Cream
rises. We wouldn't start out at the top but we didn't start out there in the BEFC. If you
have confidence in our coaches like I do than have nothing to be afraid of. I want Tech to
be associated with the best. I want Tech to be the best of the best. The SEC has the best
football, the best fans, the best women's basketball, and many other fine programs.
Jim Weaver has done a fine job so far but his tenure at Tech will
eventually be remembered for how our conference situation shakes out.
I'm not saying any of this will happen this is just where I feel Jim
Weaver should put our eggs. We deserve the best. I'm tired of leaning out of my window and
screaming. I'll bet you are also.
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